📝 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

You showed up hungry.
You got store-brand stuffing and management energy so dry it flaked like instant mashed potatoes.

Water Is Provided™ is the candle for anyone who’s ever been “appreciated” with card tables, tension, and a half-hearted tray of cold mac.
It’s not giving thanks.
It’s giving mandatory morale meeting with carbs.

Light this waxy little war crime and remember:
They budgeted for water.
Not you.

Premium Handcrafted Soy Candles

Pure, Safe, and Made with Care in New England

Indulge in our premium soy candles that bring warmth and ambiance to any space without compromise. Each 9oz candle delivers:

1. 100% Safe & Non-Toxic - No harmful chemicals, just pure enjoyment
2. Exceptional 50-60 Hour Burn Time - Long-lasting with a clean, even flame
3. 100% Natural Soy Wax - Eco-friendly and renewable from US soybeans
4. American-Made Fragrances - Premium scents crafted with high-quality USA ingredients
5. Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Eco Wicks - For the cleanest possible burn

Lovingly hand-poured and packaged in New England, our amber and clear glass vessels make a stunning addition to any home décor while delivering a superior sensory experience.