🕯️ It’s Me, Hi. I Lit the Damn Candle.

For when the villain era needs a little ambiance.

📝 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

You kept telling yourself,

“I’m not the issue.”

Then one day… you lit the candle.

“It’s Me, Hi. I Lit the Damn Candle.”

is the waxy confession you burn when you realize

maybe you were the emotionally unavailable one.

Maybe you did ghost first.

Maybe you overreacted... by 38 text messages.

This candle doesn’t judge.

It just burns slowly, smells divine, and holds you accountable with a warm, passive-aggressive glow.

You lit it.

Now own it.

🎯 USE CASES:

1. Burn during apology journaling
2. Give it to the friend who said “maybe it was me” once in 3 years
3. Pair with a playlist, therapy copay, or after-cry skincare
4. Keep lit during era transitions

Premium Handcrafted Soy Candles

Pure, Safe, and Made with Care in New England

Indulge in our premium soy candles that bring warmth and ambiance to any space without compromise. Each 9oz candle delivers:

1. 100% Safe & Non-Toxic - No harmful chemicals, just pure enjoyment
2. Exceptional 50-60 Hour Burn Time - Long-lasting with a clean, even flame
3. 100% Natural Soy Wax - Eco-friendly and renewable from US soybeans
4. American-Made Fragrances - Premium scents crafted with high-quality USA ingredients
5. Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Eco Wicks - For the cleanest possible burn

Lovingly hand-poured and packaged in New England, our amber and clear glass vessels make a stunning addition to any home décor while delivering a superior sensory experience.