“I Love My Kids... But I Don’t Like Them Right Now”

Poured between bedtime tantrums and silent sobs in the bathroom.

📝 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

Yes, you love them.

But right now?

Right now you want to fake your own disappearance and move to a cabin with no WiFi, no sticky fingers, and no one screaming “MOM!!!” from inside the house you’re already in.

“I Love My Kids... But I Don’t Like Them Right Now” is for the parents just holding on by a wick.

It’s the scent of resentful affection, lukewarm coffee, and crayon on the walls.

Burn it when:

1. You stepped on a Lego barefoot
2. They asked for a snack during dinner
3. You heard “Mom” or “Dad” 84 times before 10 a.m.
4. You almost cried during Bluey

This candle doesn’t judge.

It just burns silently while you do your best not to.

🌫️ SCENT PROFILE:

Premium Handcrafted Soy Candles

Pure, Safe, and Made with Care in New England

Indulge in our premium soy candles that bring warmth and ambiance to any space without compromise. Each 9oz candle delivers:

1. 100% Safe & Non-Toxic - No harmful chemicals, just pure enjoyment
2. Exceptional 50-60 Hour Burn Time - Long-lasting with a clean, even flame
3. 100% Natural Soy Wax - Eco-friendly and renewable from US soybeans
4. American-Made Fragrances - Premium scents crafted with high-quality USA ingredients
5. Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Eco Wicks - For the cleanest possible burn

Lovingly hand-poured and packaged in New England, our amber and clear glass vessels make a stunning addition to any home décor while delivering a superior sensory experience.