🕯️ Keep the Doors Closed. It’ll Be Cooler.

Smells like optimism and sweat.

📝 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

You ever been told,

“Just keep the doors closed—it’ll cool down”?
But 45 minutes later, you're sweating through your spine, pride, and mandatory arm guards?

This isn’t a candle.
This is a rage artifact from a climate-controlled battlefield.

“Keep the Doors Closed. It'll Be Cooler” is for:

• ✨ Factories with "conditioned air" but no airflow
• 💼 Managers with no common sense but full confidence
• 🧂 Workplace trauma survivors who just wanted air and peace

It doesn’t cool your room.
But it does burn slow, smell like sarcasm, and remind you you’re not alone.

🌫️ SCENT PROFILE:

Premium Handcrafted Soy Candles

Pure, Safe, and Made with Care in New England

Indulge in our premium soy candles that bring warmth and ambiance to any space without compromise. Each 9oz candle delivers:

1. 100% Safe & Non-Toxic - No harmful chemicals, just pure enjoyment
2. Exceptional 50-60 Hour Burn Time - Long-lasting with a clean, even flame
3. 100% Natural Soy Wax - Eco-friendly and renewable from US soybeans
4. American-Made Fragrances - Premium scents crafted with high-quality USA ingredients
5. Lead & Zinc-Free Cotton Eco Wicks - For the cleanest possible burn

Lovingly hand-poured and packaged in New England, our amber and clear glass vessels make a stunning addition to any home décor while delivering a superior sensory experience.