🕯️ I Miss Him But I Smashed His Friend

A candle for the emotionally unstable but coochie-confident.

💬 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

You missed his hugs...
But his boy filled the void.
And honestly? He was better.

"I Miss Him But I Smashed His Friend" isn’t about healing—
It’s about revenge-fueled self-discovery.
It’s for the nights where your friends say,

“Girl… no,”
and you say,
“I already did.”

This candle is warm, messy, and just toxic enough to feel like growth.

Whether you're crying in the mirror or giggling in his hoodie, this one's for you.
It wasn’t therapy.
But it was closure.

🧃 SCENT PROFILE:

Bad Decisions + Better Dick
A blend of impulsive lust, sweet regrets, and whatever that cologne was that lingered on the sheets.

🔥 BURN IT WHEN:

• You're spiraling but shaved
• You blocked him but still have the playlist
• You “accidentally” liked his boy’s pic
• You’re journaling... in lingerie

🕯️ DETAILS:

• 9oz glass jar
• 100% soy wax, hand-poured in New England
• 50–60 hr burn time
• Non-toxic, phthalate-free, and judgment-free

📦 TAGLINE:

“It wasn’t healing... but it was closure.”